sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

666jss:

"THE GREATEST LOVE STORY EVERY TOLD"

Hi we’re so cute this is from yesterday but aw

orgasmos-multiplox:

mitch-luckers-dimples:

Motionless In White by Vans Warped Tour on Flickr.

mitch-luckers-dimples:

Motionless In White by Vans Warped Tour on Flickr.

master-randy-paul:

Grope, pinch, spank, repeat, and repeat, until I’m ready to put her on her knees to relieve me, from what has become a very aroused state.